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Of boys and men

What truly separates the men from the boys?

From a male’s point of view this may consist of how loud his truck is. It may involve who can lift more weight, hit harder, run faster, burp louder, or pick up more girls.

If you really want to know what separates the men from the boys, ask a female.

If you break up with a man, he respects your decision and keeps his distance. If you break up with a boy, he gets down on his knees, calls you names, and tries his best to get even.

A man understands if a girl does not answer his phone call. A boy keeps calling and leaving annoying voicemails until the girl responds.

A man describes a female as beautiful, intelligent, or intriguing.

A boy describes a female as hot or a nice piece of ass.If a man is interested in a female, he politely asks her out on a date later in the week. If a boy is interested in a female, he asks what she is doing later that night, and sends a text message asking her if she wants to hang out.

A man admits when he is wrong and apologizes. A boy blames everyone around him, and can do no wrong.

A man knows that his girlfriend is his, and that is enough. A boy has to hold his girlfriend’s hand, kiss her, and have his arm around her anytime another male comes around.

A man trusts his girlfriend to be faithful. A boy asks for her myspace and facebook passwords.

A man understands that it is perfectly normal and healthy for a female to have male friends. A boy accuses a female of being more than friends with her guy friends.

A man knows that his girlfriend has things to do that do not revolve around him. A boy thinks his girlfriend should spend every waking moment with him.

A man opens the door for females he does not even know. A boy lets the door shut in the female’s face unless he wants to hook up with her.

A man takes a female out to eat and never mentions the amount on the bill. A boy points out how much money he spends on his date, and never lets the female forget how much money he spent on her.

A man knows his limits, and sticks within them. A boy gets drunk, and inappropriately texts people he should not.Ask a guy if he is a man, and he will say he is because of his big truck. Ask the latest female in his life, and get the truth.