If Hurricane Katrina were a real person, I think she have been a real slut, considering the amount of seamen she swallowed up in 2005. It’s that kind of stuff that tends to get me in a bit of trouble. I have never been one to subscribe to all the […]

Well folks, the end of the semester is almost here again. For some of us that means graduation. For others it means several more semesters of grueling studies and tests. No matter whether you fit into the former or latter of these categories, we all share something in common: short-timer’s […]

Woe is me. That’s been the ongoing theme to my search for a job after college, a deadline that approaches, ever-looming on the horizon. I’ve been given a healthy dose of Truth-O’s for breakfast, and I’m washing it down with a glass of “life’s not fair.” This attitude is what […]

Not again. Another weight loss column? Here, I can save you some time: it hasn’t gone well. My intent was to jump right back on the horse after blasting my diet to pieces over spring break, but apparently my stomach had other plans. Over the last two weeks, every time […]

When anyone mentions something supernatural, most people automatically think they have lost their minds. Try it. Go up to someone and start talking to him or her about aliens or spontaneous human combustion, and see what kind of reaction you get. The fact of the matter is there are phenomena […]

With gubernatorial, house and senate elections coming up in the fall, it is important to take a step back and look at a couple of areas where our electoral process falls short. I feel most would think corruption is a major issue with today’s politicians and I am inclined to […]

The college experience is an ill-defined period that most American youths go through for at least a little while, a mythical rumspringa where they explore their own definitions of religion, freedom, education and sexuality while working hard towards becoming competent and exceptional in their chosen vocations. Of course, beer pong […]

The average day of a college student usually goes something like this – Get up. Class soon. Five minutes late. Boring lecture. Next class. Test. Didn’t study. Pray to pass. Teacher is a jerk. Break. Last class. Lab. Way too long. Zone out for three hours. Done. Nap. Food. Friends. […]

Just when I thought I had heard every ludicrous thing the government of the United States could do, I get slapped upside the head with the “Deem and Pass” rule, also known as the “Slaughter House Rule.” What is going on? Article 1, Section 7 of the Constitution says that […]

The list of people who make me laugh or produce things that make me laugh is a long one. On this list are entertainers such as Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Chris Rock, the writing team of Broken Lizard, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Jim Carrey and so on and so forth. […]