Not again. Another weight loss column? Here, I can save you some time: it hasn’t gone well. My intent was to jump right back on the horse after blasting my diet to pieces over spring break, but apparently my stomach had other plans. Over the last two weeks, every time lunch came around, my head was saying, “Okay, time for a salad” and my stomach heard that as “Pizza? We’re getting pizza, right?” My eating habits and personal willpower have completely evaporated and the reasons why are the same reasons I’ve failed dieting before.