Opinion: Columns are meant to be satire
So, I can't endorse explicitly murdering hookers in an article? My bad. I didn't know. Those who read my articles probably know exactly...
Greeks prepare for KD Sing Song
As this year's Kappa Delta Sing Song approaches, sororities and fraternities on campus are preparing their routines for the...
Review: Mumford & Sons deliver at The House of Blues
Two things you need to know about me: the first is that rarely will I find a band whose album I can listen to all the way through. The...
"Paranormal Activity 2" is bone-chillingly fantastic
In 2007, up and coming director Oren Peli spent 10 days and $11,000 creating the "faux-reality" horror film, "Paranormal Activity" (PA1)...
Writer tries to "cope" with stress
So, the other day my friend asked me if I wanted his leftover guacamole and I stabbed him with a butter knife. Has this ever happened to...
Compliance committees keep research in line
A&M-Commerce has a plethora of research going on behind its walls and every study requires an administrator. In every department that...
Fame-hungry celebs: just go away
You know who I want to see on television again? That's right, Tony Danza. Except that I'm lying. NOBODY misses Tony Danza or "Who's the...
Bicycle officer targets seat belt violations
Motorists on the A&M-Commerce campus may have recently seen a new method of seat belt law enforcement being utilized by the University...
Opinion: College life should be R-rated
If someone were to make a movie based on your life, would anyone want to watch it? Those who know me know that I love watching movies. I...
Technology aids in alcohol consumption
Dear Beer Industry, I feel confident that I speak for everybody who has ever lived when I say that drinking beer is an essential part of...
Mini golf course planned downtown
Two Commerce residents recently decided to partner up to open an indoor miniature golf course downtown. Artist Durwood Smith approached...
Writer offers freshmen weight loss "tips"
My weight is something I've dealt with for years. It's not like I have ever been extremely overweight, but I have never considered...
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